'Supdate: Dealing with NASCARma

You know what they say:

What goes up must go down. Laws of karma. This week was a string of polar opposites.

Unfortunately, nature considers good luck as "me still breathing"

Anyhoo,

Sunday came and went like a passing memory. Taylor who got burned in the face by an OA torch, was back, but still his face looked awfully red.

Monday, Sir Paul bludgeoned Sir Karl again, but luckily, hurt Karl's pride, not his leg.

Tuesday was a VERY good day. Other than earning BSA Lifeguard, I was told I could sleep in the next morning so I did.

(NASCARma goes into effect)

So I was riding Alex Robbins' bike down a hill at 30 mph when his tire popped. I fell. I felt. Yeah, so I rode back, despite a bloody knee. I DIDN'T notice the like knuckle on my left pinkie sticking out.

So Doc Allen is like "Whoa. I think your finger is dislocated" and I was like "Naw. But let me just pull on it to prove it. (POP) OK, YOU WERE RIGHT!!"

So I took some morphine and wrapped my fingers in a splint

Which played well at the contradance

"Oh, you poor thing. Want to dance."

So with $5 (and $10 for a gift) I got in 6 dances.

So NASCARma equaled off

Anyway, cause of my condition, I got the morning off.

Which looks pretty good, cause there was something in the food

19 people got sick within a span of 3 hours

Not pretty

I slept in, MISSED BREAKFAST, (which at the time I thought was bad) and then it turned out to be a good move.

I ate an apple.

Which in retrospect, might of kept the doctor away

So the need for some NASCARma goes up again.

Saturday, I spent the morning with good ol drunk Carl Chranute, the camp ranger (not to be confused with Karl)

Then I cleaned the office

And then NASCARma happened.

I'm cleaning my cabin. And I find these shoes. "Not Jacob's. Not mine. Look feminine. MUST BE STEVIE'S" (Ow) So I took them and brought them to Rose. And she was like "Tim, those are Lizzie's. What are you doing with Lizzie's shoes?" Introducing Paul Saberstien, the most perverted guy on camp, who starts talking. Which as you can imagine, led to a LOT OF QUESTIONS from Karl.

Yep.

So I got home,

Did something I needed to do but shouldn't of

So I'm looking for some good NASCARma.

I'm going off this week.

So I won't be back til Saturday.

And when I'm back Saturday

I'M BACK!!!!

(Hallelauh Chorus)

See y'all soon,

Slim Tim